Friday, November 21, 2014

2 Kaisoo Oneshots and 1 Drabble

Because Kaisoo is the best.


Kaisoo is a ship/OTP of Kai (real name Jongin) and Kyungsoo (stage name D.O).


Kai + Kyungsoo = Kaisoo





First up!



Green Apples

They've known each other for so long that Jongin doesn't know what it means to be without Kyungsoo.



This is a Kaisoo fanfiction written by a writer that goes by the pen name of adorableprince.

'Green Apples' is a simple and sweet fanficiton about how Kai and Kyungsoo's relationship progresses through time, from their first meeting in Kindergarten to their days in University.

Some memorable and adorable extracts that show their close, close relationship:



"You're looking for a red crayon, right?" Kyungsoo whispers in an unsure tone when Jongin continues to stare blankly at him.

"Yes," Jongin stutters. "But don't you need it? Your apple isn't colored."

"It's okay, I can color it green."

Jongin wrinkles his nose in disgust. "Green apples are icky."

"They are," Kyungsoo nods solemnly.

"Then why would you give your red crayon to me?"

"You looked really sad."



Jongin decides that they'll be the best of friends because anyone that's willing to eat sour apples just so he can be happy is worth keeping around.


Jongin scowls at the screen of his phone, sprawled across his mattress and chin propped up on his pillow. His fingers fumble over the keypad as he sends Kyungsoo a text message.

J: You left me with Sehun and he's a shitty replacement for a best friend.

He doesn't have to wait long before his phone vibrates and flashes with a new message.

K: Be nice.

Jongin frowns.

J: Be nice? I'm dying here all alone and forced to listen to Sehun talk about his crush on the Chinese transfer student and all you have to say is be nice? I hope you get hit by a car.

K: Would it make you feel better if I said my new high school sort of sucks?

J: It's because I'm not there to grace the halls with my presence.

K: Nice to see that your ego is still fine.

J: My ego is always fine.

K: Jongin, why are you even texting me? It's almost 2am.

J: Just wanted to make sure you didn't forget that I'm your best friend and the greatest person in the whole world. Did you replace me already?


K: Of course not. But I did make a new friend today.

The next message Jongin receives has a picture attached to it. He opens it and scans the image with scrutiny before typing in his response.

J: He looks like a serial killer.

K: His name is Park Chanyeol and he is not a serial killer.

J: His eyes look crazy and he smiles too wide. He's a serial killer.

K: I'm going to ignore you and sleep now. Goodnight.

J: Kyungsoo?

J: Hello?

J: Heeelllooo?

K: I SAID GOODNIGHT.




The fanfiction: http://adorableprince.livejournal.com/2997.html



Next Up!



like a disney movie (yes it has no capital letters)


kyungsoo falls sick and loses his voice one day at work so baekhyun and luhan play a practical joke on him that ends with more benefits than consequences.




This is a Disney-themed Kaisoo fanfiction written by Sohee (Ivy), a half-korean girl, that also goes by the pen name: kiwi_ism .

'like a disney movie' is an adorable fanfiction that takes place in an amusement park. In this fanfiction, mischievous co-workers/ friends Luhan and Baekhyun do stupid and annoying things to voiceless Kyungsoo.

Some memorable extracts that kind of give glimpses of what the story is about:



Eventually Luhan steals a little whiteboard that hangs in the back office and hangs it around Kyungsoo instead. And then Baekhyun, another co-worker, writes out a little message for customers with his neat, scrawling handwriting.

I can’t speak! Ursula the witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you.

Once again, the two laugh at his misfortune while Kyungsoo silently sighs and continues to work. At least this way everyone will know that Kyungsoo lost his voice.



Kyungsoo looks down when he feels a tug on the hem of his shirt, smiling when he sees a little girl looking at him imploringly. “Where are the lollipops, mister?” she asks.

Holding up the sign Luhan placed around his neck earlier, he maintains his smile and points to the left where they keep all the candy. However, the girl seems very much engrossed with his note, reading it out loud to herself. When she finishes, she gasps and begins to tug at his shirt urgently again. “Don’t worry mister! I’ll break the spell for you.” she holds out her hand for Kyungsoo who blinks and hesitantly takes it before he’s suddenly being dragged off through the store.



“I’m sorry, but there’s an emergency Jongin. You have to help us!” She squirms in his arms as she continues to shout out her defenses. Jongin sets her on the ground and she immediately runs for Kyungsoo, latching herself to his leg and then flopping on the floor to anchor him there. “You have to kiss him,” she announces quite seriously.

Jongin’s expression quickly shifts from amused to horrified and Kyungsoo thinks this would be a really awesome time for Luhan to pop out and stab him to death or something else to that extent. “What?” Jongin chokes out. “Come on, stop bothering this poor guy.” He moves to pry Sooyoung from Kyungsoo’s leg but she snaps her teeth at him in retaliation.

“No! You have to!” she fusses beginning to make a scene as other patrons turn their heads to stare at the three of them. “The evil sea witch, Ursula, stole his voice and he needs his true love’s kiss to break his spell and get his voice back!”




The fanfiction: http://kiwi-ism.livejournal.com/63711.html



Lastly!



Not A Vampire

Kyungsoo is NOT a vampire. Really.


This humorous fanfiction is written by roro from the United States that also goes by the pen name of afterwejump.

'Not A Vampire' is a really short and funny drabble. If it doesn't make you laugh, it would make you go 'lol'. Basically, it starts with the usually calm Kyungsoo coming home not calm and in which, as quoted, he has 'balloon syndrome'. Jongin is playing a Pokemon game.

Some memorable and stuff extracts that are 'lol':



Usually, Kyungsoo was pretty patient, but he had what Jongin coined balloon syndrome: Kyungsoo would allow his stress to accumulate, slowly filling him up and expanding and expanding until he popped. Like a balloon.


Jongin was in the middle of an intense Pokémon battle, and he couldn’t afford to tear his eyes away from his game. He was only half-listening when he said belatedly, “And?”

“They kept whispering to each other that there was a vampire in Apartment 702,” Kyungsoo said, his voice laced with agitation.

“Hey, that’s our apartment,” Jongin observed, still engrossed in his game.

Shit. His Charizard just fainted. Now he didn’t have a fire-type Pokémon anymore, which was super effective against grass-types.



Kyungsoo looked at his boyfriend with his wide eyes glistening, as if he were about to shed tears. Damnit. For once, Jongin decided to be a good boyfriend and turn off his Gameboy Color. Without saving the game. If that didn’t prove how much he loved Kyungsoo, then nothing would.




I've basically put in a good portion of the few 536 words. 






All these fics are amazing and good for a relaxing, quick read!

That's the end of my post!

Bye bye!



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